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now that i have your attention you little gossip mongers...
i want someone to tell me a joke or 500. or something funny or whatever!i dont care if its corny and lame. just give me one! c'mon you know you will enjoy it as much as i will. and dont be lazy! i have a radar to tell me who has been here and ignored my thread and i will hunt you down!!!!
o.k thats lies all lies. but please please give me some attention!
i want someone to tell me a joke or 500. or something funny or whatever!i dont care if its corny and lame. just give me one! c'mon you know you will enjoy it as much as i will. and dont be lazy! i have a radar to tell me who has been here and ignored my thread and i will hunt you down!!!!
o.k thats lies all lies. but please please give me some attention!
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theatre and I are there already. I'm having a very berry tea with crackers, cheese and cherry tomatoes and she's having a joint with some beer and we're both on really comfy recliners on thick pile carpet. we need some help with the decor if anyone is around??
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I'm trying to exercise daily. I was doing fairly well until I sprained my ankle 2 weeks ago but now I'm getting back on the horse. Today I walked over a mile with my arm weights that are about 22lbs total. I was out of shape and it was hard on my arms. I also did my 30 situps. I'm also going to drink a lot of water and try to eat healthy. I do tend to have a sweet tooth but I'm cutting...
Three Men on a Hike
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> Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large
> raging, Violent river. Needing to get to the other side, the first man
> prayed:
> "God, please give me the strength to cross the river."
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> Poof! ... God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim
> a cross in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.
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> After witnessing that, the second man prayed: "God, please give me
> strength and the tools to cross the river"
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> Poof! ... God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he
> was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.
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> Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed: "God,
> please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the
> river"
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> Poof! .... He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one
> hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge.
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> GO AHEAD, SEND THIS TO A WOMAN WHO NEEDS A GOOD LAUGH AND TO ANY MAN WHO
> CAN HANDLE IT!
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> "If at first you don't succeed, do it the way your wife told you!"
Tje cucumber said 'look guys, when i get big fat and juicy they're gonna chop me up inte little pieces'.
The gherkin says 'that's nothing, when i get big fat and juicy they're gonna drown me with teh rest of my family.'
So the penis says @look that's nothing, when I get big fat and juicy, they're gonna stick a tent over my head, shove me in a dark room and bang my head against the wall until I puke up and pass out!'
im such a bimbo sometimes!
I LOVE IT!!!!!!!