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Magdalena8
Three women, two younger and one senior citizen, were sitting naked
in a sauna.
Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The young woman pressed her
forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at her
questioningly.
"That was my pager," she said. I have a microchip under the skin of
my arm.
A few minutes later, a phone rang. The second young woman lifted her
palm to her ear. When she finished, she explained, "That was my
mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."
The older woman felt very low-tech. Not to be outdone, she decided
she had to do something just as impressive. She stepped out of the
sauna and went to the bathroom. She returned with a piece of toilet
paper hanging from her ass. The others raised their eyebrows and
stared at her.
The older woman finally said:
Well, will you look at that! I'm getting a fax!
in a sauna.
Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The young woman pressed her
forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at her
questioningly.
"That was my pager," she said. I have a microchip under the skin of
my arm.
A few minutes later, a phone rang. The second young woman lifted her
palm to her ear. When she finished, she explained, "That was my
mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."
The older woman felt very low-tech. Not to be outdone, she decided
she had to do something just as impressive. She stepped out of the
sauna and went to the bathroom. She returned with a piece of toilet
paper hanging from her ass. The others raised their eyebrows and
stared at her.
The older woman finally said:
Well, will you look at that! I'm getting a fax!

deleted_user
I love it, will share with my loved ones. LOL!

deleted_user
Thats a good lol!!!

starfish
Oh, Lord. That is hillarious!!

Testycatlady
ROTFLMAO My oh my.... I was just about to go for a brb, when I thought I'd check out the joke first. I am lucky I didn't pee myself I laughed soooo hard..
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