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having sex on ur face

winny
winny
this (my avi) is a face mite. up to 10 live in every hair follicle. at night they crawl all over u, have sex on ur face (lay up to 25 eggs each) and eat ur dead skin. u also have ones that live in ur eyebrows. u catch them by hugging and contact like that.
i think ill start air kissing ppl from now on

this educational post was brought to u by winny inc.

sweet dreams mwahahahahahaha
Bistro
Bistro
...........you HAD to post this information ...........I CAN'T GET RID OF THEM!!!!!! I WASHED 40 TIMES AND THERE THEY ARE, HUMPING LIKE RABBITS!!!!!!!! This is all I can think about now!
deleted_user
deleted_user
No bugs on my face, I wash :)
winny
winny
ha ha yes! i like to share good news! the older u get the more chance u have them. at my age i have 40% of having them. at 90 u almost guaranteed them
winny
winny
heylee im afraid washing doesnt get rid of them! ha ha h a
ZAZAS
ZAZAS
thanks, I'll never sleep again. grosssssss. (lol)
Testycatlady
Testycatlady
LOL @ Bistro's comment.

Think of them like minuscule energizer bunnies... on steroids... and Viagra...

; ))
deleted_user
deleted_user
ROFLAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
deleted_user
deleted_user
yeah... like groomer fish for humans.
deleted_user
deleted_user
LOL!

I know about the "mites". Not overly bothered by them. We are, after all, just animals.

{{{{{hugs Winny!}}}}}
Bistro
Bistro
greeeeeeeeaaaaaaaat.............thanks TestyCatLady! Thanks very much for that!
deleted_user
deleted_user
my face must be a farm for these things. I rarely ever specially wash my face
IonaJ
IonaJ
sure glad i cover myself in my own poo - you see they dont like that...try it and you wont have em!


sincerely,
oink
Bistro
Bistro
Daisylou, you animal! NICE avatar, btw!!
deleted_user
deleted_user
Bistro....

I AM an animal!! and THANK you!

It sums me up right about now! xx
IonaJ
IonaJ
one good fart and im sure they will all be dead
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