impulsive, crazy, out of this world bitch
trying to cure that incurable itch
laughing when she shouldn't and nothing in between
living life like its some crazy dream.

playing those games and messing with the boys
before they get to you play them like they're toys
cause if they don't need me then i don't need them on my mind
and if i'm not shit to them then they're just a waste of time...

dance for them cause they like to see you shake it
don't give them you're heart cause you know they'd love to break it
laugh it up and pull yourself together
cause he won't be there in stormy weather

when it rains you know its gonna pour
and when you're yourself you'll be a bore
give them enough but not a little more
be a tease but not a whore.

laugh it off and play the game
make them remember your name
walk away unhurt caue you know whats best
walk away with the impression you're different from the rest

drink like a man with the shots of tequilla
sit like a lady so they think like they need ya
walk away with dignity
cause you've learned from the best thats the way to be...

go to bed with your buddy but just cuddle
be one of the guys like you're in that huddle
wake up next to him and smile just because
he really knows you and feels all your love

you turned out the lights and took out the candles
he puts his arms around your love handles
he laughed at you cand called you a tease
but begged you not to go home and leave

woke up in his arms still fully dressed
didn't care that your hair was a mess
smiled sweetly and said good morning
knocked his ass out without any warning

laughed and tried to be innocent about last night
don't wanna start any drama or fight
a kiss on the cheek and a smack on the ass
a wake and bake cause he's got good grass

for sure you'll get he call the nexy day
so he can make sure everything's okay
way beyond anything thats right
just making that call to say goodnight