Depression Support Group
Depression is a real and debilitating condition that is often misunderstood by family and friends. Its meaning can range from a prolonged period of sadness to an actual mental illness with specific symptoms. Find and share experiences with others who are going through the same struggles.
time to lighten up folks! The Bipolar discussion board is having way too much fun, we have to join in. They did this one some time back and it was hilarious!
Be as clever, gross and outrageous as you like! I'll begin:
" WSL, 46, Controlling melodramatic imbecile with no purpose in life. Short tempered and long winded. Under educated, under developed, and for phuck sake don't ask for compassion. Loathsome and impetuous, unwilling and demanding. Must have access to street drugs.
Looking the perfect woman who knows a good belch when she hears one.
Be as clever, gross and outrageous as you like! I'll begin:
" WSL, 46, Controlling melodramatic imbecile with no purpose in life. Short tempered and long winded. Under educated, under developed, and for phuck sake don't ask for compassion. Loathsome and impetuous, unwilling and demanding. Must have access to street drugs.
Looking the perfect woman who knows a good belch when she hears one.
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theatre and I are there already. I'm having a very berry tea with crackers, cheese and cherry tomatoes and she's having a joint with some beer and we're both on really comfy recliners on thick pile carpet. we need some help with the decor if anyone is around??
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I'm trying to exercise daily. I was doing fairly well until I sprained my ankle 2 weeks ago but now I'm getting back on the horse. Today I walked over a mile with my arm weights that are about 22lbs total. I was out of shape and it was hard on my arms. I also did my 30 situps. I'm also going to drink a lot of water and try to eat healthy. I do tend to have a sweet tooth but I'm cutting...
Tall, smelly, hairy robust female looking for companionship. I live in filth and enjoy throwing my soup cans out the window. I only have 5 broken down cars in my yard I do shave my upper lip on occasion. I am however very "eau natural" as they say and have hair so long on my legs you can braid it if that rocks yer boat.
Can't function sexually but often moans a lot. Over educated, under funded, and so open minded, it just oozes out everywhere. In addition, a sucker for everyone with a sob story.
Looks don't matter, but do require you be somewhat colorful; such as, a pocket full of green, heart of gold, and Blue Cross in your wallet.
Well I ain't got much o'that thar charm but I got a lot ta luuuv. 600 lbs and countin'. Can you cook 'cus I luuuv to eat. My wingdinger is hidden 'neath pound of oozing flesh but you'll have fun diggin' it out, honey. Watch out for my remote control and my pet rat and other stuff...I sometimes lose them in my lovely fleshiness. Now dunt you gals all fight too much over me...there's pleny to go round...and round...and 'scuse me; I gots ta puke...ate too much
Toothless simpleton, depriving a village of its idiot, seeks braniac for difficult stilted and extremely awkward conversation. Must be impatient with propensity to violently flair up into a rage when I misunderstand even the most basic of subjects.Compulsive liar a plus.
Ok my last one.
Headless, horseman, oozing with passion seeks long dead woman who likes to haunt small cafes and large castles. Together, we can have areal howl.
sorry (Halloween and running out of creative juice for now)
Clean up pretty good in my new salvation army ball gown. As long as I don't smile you'd think I was a princess.
Looking for my prince with the glass slippers. Please make that glass tinted as I have not had a pedicure in years.
Will meet you in the middle of the mall, in case you miss me, just follow the smell of stale moth balls.