Recently it has come to my attention that certain hoofed animals are capable of flight, or at least capable of certain supernatural jumping abilities. For instance, how many have herd the nursery rhyme about the cow jumping over the moon. And where in Sam Hill did the term "and pigs fly" really come from? It's all related I tell you! They are rallying together to learn flight so they can escape their farms and take over the world. The story Animal Farm was not a product of fiction! It is secret code sent to sympathizers to let them know what the animals are planing. I tell you it's all a conspiracy! Watch your backs! And if you see any flying elephants... RUN LIKE MAD!!!!!