When I am 60, gonna start smoking again.

i like the thought of being put on an iceberg and being pushed out to sea. you might be cold for awhile, but the hypothermia would make you sleepy pretty quick. i read somewhere once that the eskimos used to do that to the elderly

yeah hun, I do think about it... but I understand that death is lying

When i'm dying i'd like to be lay in bed with a big gigantic smile on my face, just to scare who ever finds me

LOl

I am sorry that you are feeling so bad klink. I really am. Donating your body to science is wonderful. They wont feel that way about you and maybe it will be your body that helps with the cure for something there is no cure for now. I have thought about dying. I dont fear death for myself but I do for my kids. I want to be here long enough for them to get married and have children. I know you feel bad now but you have to believe that you matter to people in your life. they dont view you like this. My body is beaten down and I swear that the meds and the depression have transformed my outsides to where I hate to look. I have learned that I am still in there and that I have a huge heart and a great personality and I love with all I have. Try to think of the person you are inside.

i think about dying all the time, from the miniute i get up to when i go to bed. sometimes i have daydreams about it. i want to go riding my motorbike, sometimes when i am riding i get near a junction and wish for the car to pull out and hit me.......

There was a long line of spirits waiting at the gate of heaven to get in. Heaven was over crowded at the moment, so only the ones who had died the most horrible deaths would be allowed in.
The first man in line explained his story"I cam home from work early, because i was sure my wife was having an affair, and i wanted to catch them. I got home and searched all over, but couldn't find him. Then i walked out onto the balcony, and there he was, hanging by his fingertips. I got a hammer, and hit his hands until he fell. Unfortunately, some bushes broke his fall, so i picked up our refrigerator and dropped it on him. That killed him, but the strain of lifting the refrigerator gave me a heart attack and here i am."
The second man in line said" I was working on my balcony when i slipped and fell. i called out to god to save me. i thought i was safe when i managed to grab the balcony below mine. There i was, hanging on for dear life, when a maniac came out and started hitting my hands. I once again called out to God to save me as i fell, and i landed in the bushes. The last thing i remember is a refrigerator falling towards me."
The third man said "So picture this, there i was, hiding buck naked in this married chick's refrigerator...."