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and since I am a cat lover...heehee...now that sounded realllly kinky!
For those of you with pets, what do you do with them when you are having 'quality time' with your SO?
For us, since we have 25 cats (I do rescue, remember?) there is no getting away from the little buggers! So, we just deal with them. Since we have no kids, we can use chairs, countertops, tables, whatever works and we are never sure how many cats are going to want to join in, which is a no no. Some of my favorite are the ones that decide they need to be in between us for some reason or to ride on the person on top and call out instructions.
Then there is my favorite story...
We had a HUGE (24 pound) long haired black cat named Merlin. We had to get handmade cat toys that were big enough for him to play with, but his favorite was a dog toy that was a Marmot (I have no idea what a marmot is, but it looked like roadkill with a long tail). So, one time hubby and I were having quality time and Merlin gets his marmot out and starts mushy pawing it and arching his back and making kitty sex noises (he was a rescue and neutered late in life), which was ok, but what we didn't know was that the marmot had noisemakers in it. So, he would knead and the marmot would make a deep grunt noise then all of a sudden he would hit the tail and a high pitched squeal would come out. John and I started laughing and finally he said to me, 'Look Laura, can you work with me, I am feeling inadequate here!' Merlin was giving John the superior look that said 'I can make mine squeal, can you top that?' Needless to say we ended up laughing so hard that all we could do was snuggle that night, which was ok too! LOL! The next day, John took the sqeakers out of the toy! LOL!
For those of you with pets, what do you do with them when you are having 'quality time' with your SO?
For us, since we have 25 cats (I do rescue, remember?) there is no getting away from the little buggers! So, we just deal with them. Since we have no kids, we can use chairs, countertops, tables, whatever works and we are never sure how many cats are going to want to join in, which is a no no. Some of my favorite are the ones that decide they need to be in between us for some reason or to ride on the person on top and call out instructions.
Then there is my favorite story...
We had a HUGE (24 pound) long haired black cat named Merlin. We had to get handmade cat toys that were big enough for him to play with, but his favorite was a dog toy that was a Marmot (I have no idea what a marmot is, but it looked like roadkill with a long tail). So, one time hubby and I were having quality time and Merlin gets his marmot out and starts mushy pawing it and arching his back and making kitty sex noises (he was a rescue and neutered late in life), which was ok, but what we didn't know was that the marmot had noisemakers in it. So, he would knead and the marmot would make a deep grunt noise then all of a sudden he would hit the tail and a high pitched squeal would come out. John and I started laughing and finally he said to me, 'Look Laura, can you work with me, I am feeling inadequate here!' Merlin was giving John the superior look that said 'I can make mine squeal, can you top that?' Needless to say we ended up laughing so hard that all we could do was snuggle that night, which was ok too! LOL! The next day, John took the sqeakers out of the toy! LOL!
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Whew!! From the title I thought you were going to tell us about the sex life you share with your pets.
chilvr
wonderful stories...since i have no so, i have no stories...
deleted_user
Oh come on Meridon...animals are a nono! It was a kinda scary lead in though, wasn't it?
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http://kittyporn.org/index.php
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my merlin(I will add him yet)does NOT have sex,EVER,he loves hattie and hattie adores him.He is the fluffiest sweetest cat there is.Hattie is a ginger girl cat,very rare and licks feet.Wait till I add the pics,u will see
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snorkie?WTF?you are lovely xxx
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