For the love of all that is unholy what is it instilled in parents that makes them think that you only have to cross the road and you're in grave danger?!

Just got back from night out with parents and rather than LET me walk down the thirty second drive to my flat just been driven down the road for NO apparent reason under the guise that 'there are axe murderes in the bushes love'! WHAT?!

Parents are nuts. I mean seriously. I've lived here long enough to know that some random man is not stalking me specifically to jump out at me lmao

MENTAL! The frikkin lot of you are mental! Went midnight shopping because 'you need milk love' WHY? Am I going to collapse suddenly of calcium deficiency because I'm low on semi-skimmed? Since this afternoon she's tried to get me several jobs WHICH I'VE ALREADY SUCCESSFULLY FAILED TO ACHIEVE, bought me tons of grapes because oh didn't you know I NEED grapes and brought my guitar (which I haven't played for a year) because I NEED him too. WTF?! You're all mad. MAD!

AND MOTHER KEEPS ASKING IF I HAVE MY KEYS ALL THE TIME WELL YES DEAR I WOULDN'T GET BACK INTO THE FLAT WITHOUT THEM LMAO

Seriously funny my mother...honestly parents...you're all mad...