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ALIENS

rubyblue
rubyblue
Does anyone else think that their head is being seriously messed with by little red men (no, not repoman). I have just worked out what is happening with me - they come get me when I am asleep (a window of 4 hours at the moment), and what the cheeky little buggers have done is given me someone else's body - like a 1000 year old persons, and my head is whizzing and my body needs a zimmerframe. isn't that just f**ked up of them...... don't trust the buggers, seriously, if you see them coming...run a mile....its not like you see on Star Trek after all.......conspiracy I say conspiracy.....
deleted_user
deleted_user
lmfao ruby xxxxxx
rubyblue
rubyblue
I'm not joking sweetie, I'm being deadly serious here....
deleted_user
deleted_user
ok well in that case im gonna lock all the windows in our house so thay cant get in. on a serious note, r u not feelin well ? xxxxxxx
deleted_user
deleted_user
I don't think it's aliens, I reckon it's spiders. Whenever I wake up suddenly in the night I see the little bastards running away (in all seriousness).
deleted_user
deleted_user
They got me too! They gave me the oldest and sorest body they had. Little bastards!
rubyblue
rubyblue
f**CKERS I NEED A POSSE...GONNA WHIP THEIR STINKIN' ASSESS.....
deleted_user
deleted_user
il be part of ur posse lol n bring hovis hes hard as nailz xxxxx
Testycatlady
Testycatlady
EeeeK!!!!! They gave me a fat body while I was sleeping! It seems like only yesterday I was a size 5.
rubyblue
rubyblue
WTF are we gonna do ppl...we need a plan....who is the brightest in the room?
deleted_user
deleted_user
eat at Taco Bell once a week. the gas you get will knock those fuckers right out.
deleted_user
deleted_user
The brightest hell! We need the strongest! Woop their asses and get the bodies and minds we wish we had been given. LMAO! kick their asses,kick their asses!
Testycatlady
Testycatlady
Now that is just plain cruel... no I meant brilliant liltiger...(Quickly changes statement after remembering tigers are stronger than kitty cats.)
deleted_user
deleted_user
(Draws his samuri swords from their scabbards)

Come on you little feckers.... let's be 'avin' ya!!!!
Testycatlady
Testycatlady
Appearently human bodies are not the only bodies they are after. Those f****** are after our beef as well.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFfSmKtvW7A
deleted_user
deleted_user
lmao! I think the sword may do it! GO get em'. Come back with the body and minds of that of say a 20 year old for me. Bout' a size 3 would be nice.lol
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