A Man came home one day All puffed up with himself and swaggering around the house. His wife looked at him out of the corner of her eye and said nothing. He kept this up for most of the day, acting kingly and condescending to her. Finally dinner time rolled around. While they were eating he looks across the table at her and says, " You are very Lucky indeed to have a Husband such as myself". She raised her eyebrows and sat there with her mouth open. she took a swallow of milk to regain her composure as her Husband loftily proclaimed , "Yes You are Lucky For I am an amazing Man, the doctor told Me today I was Impotent !!!" She of course blew milk out her nose at that
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