Depression Support Group
Depression is a real and debilitating condition that is often misunderstood by family and friends. Its meaning can range from a prolonged period of sadness to an actual mental illness with specific symptoms. Find and share experiences with others who are going through the same struggles.
Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not
enough money?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four
billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when
you throw a revolver at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word in 'lisp'?
Why is it that no matter what colour bubble bath you
use the bubbles are always white?
Is there ever a day that
mattresses are not on sale?
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with
their vacuum cleaner,
then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum
one more chance?
Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch
something that's falling off the table
you always manage to knock something else over?
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
And
my FAVOURITE.....
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering
from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're
okay, then it's you.
enough money?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four
billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when
you throw a revolver at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word in 'lisp'?
Why is it that no matter what colour bubble bath you
use the bubbles are always white?
Is there ever a day that
mattresses are not on sale?
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with
their vacuum cleaner,
then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum
one more chance?
Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch
something that's falling off the table
you always manage to knock something else over?
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
And
my FAVOURITE.....
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering
from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're
okay, then it's you.
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theatre and I are there already. I'm having a very berry tea with crackers, cheese and cherry tomatoes and she's having a joint with some beer and we're both on really comfy recliners on thick pile carpet. we need some help with the decor if anyone is around??
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I'm trying to exercise daily. I was doing fairly well until I sprained my ankle 2 weeks ago but now I'm getting back on the horse. Today I walked over a mile with my arm weights that are about 22lbs total. I was out of shape and it was hard on my arms. I also did my 30 situps. I'm also going to drink a lot of water and try to eat healthy. I do tend to have a sweet tooth but I'm cutting...
Why are some people so clever?