Depression Support Group
Depression is a real and debilitating condition that is often misunderstood by family and friends. Its meaning can range from a prolonged period of sadness to an actual mental illness with specific symptoms. Find and share experiences with others who are going through the same struggles.
Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not
enough money?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four
billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when
you throw a revolver at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word in 'lisp'?
Why is it that no matter what colour bubble bath you
use the bubbles are always white?
Is there ever a day that
mattresses are not on sale?
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with
their vacuum cleaner,
then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum
one more chance?
Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch
something that's falling off the table
you always manage to knock something else over?
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
And
my FAVOURITE.....
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering
from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're
okay, then it's you.
enough money?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four
billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when
you throw a revolver at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word in 'lisp'?
Why is it that no matter what colour bubble bath you
use the bubbles are always white?
Is there ever a day that
mattresses are not on sale?
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with
their vacuum cleaner,
then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum
one more chance?
Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch
something that's falling off the table
you always manage to knock something else over?
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
And
my FAVOURITE.....
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering
from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're
okay, then it's you.
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I have been here before, a long long time ago and now I am back.Forgive me for not just saying what I want to say,even under a triple dose of antidepressants it is still raw and seeping and I am hesitant at revealing it as at least under the bandages around my heart I don,t have to look at how raw and wounded.My child was cleaved from my heart by his own actions. my child of ten,turning eleven...
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theatre and I are there already. I'm having a very berry tea with crackers, cheese and cherry tomatoes and she's having a joint with some beer and we're both on really comfy recliners on thick pile carpet. we need some help with the decor if anyone is around??
Why are some people so clever?