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10 thoughts for 2007
Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an
erection, make him a sandwich.
Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to
use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky ... not really good for anything, but
you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals
dying of nothing.
Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention
to criticism.
Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax
cut saves you $0.30?
Number 2
In the '60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world
is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2007:
We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among
the millions and millions of cows in America, but we haven't got a
clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are
located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge
of immigration.
And the BONUS thought for today:
'Life is like a jar of jalapeos. What you do today, might burn your
a$$ tomorrow' !!
Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an
erection, make him a sandwich.
Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to
use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky ... not really good for anything, but
you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals
dying of nothing.
Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention
to criticism.
Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax
cut saves you $0.30?
Number 2
In the '60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world
is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2007:
We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among
the millions and millions of cows in America, but we haven't got a
clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are
located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge
of immigration.
And the BONUS thought for today:
'Life is like a jar of jalapeos. What you do today, might burn your
a$$ tomorrow' !!
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ive battled depression and anxiety for what feels like my whole life,lately i lack any sort of motivation and ive been (unintentally) neglectful of my meds (setreline)i feel like i could burst into tears at any given moment and with the lastest covid announcement (uk)i am more panicy and stressed than usualsorry just a little rant, felt like i needed a couple of things off my chest
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theatre and I are there already. I'm having a very berry tea with crackers, cheese and cherry tomatoes and she's having a joint with some beer and we're both on really comfy recliners on thick pile carpet. we need some help with the decor if anyone is around??
That was great!!! :)