depression poetry Community Group
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First of all, I don't even own a bakery. Guys, I don't even know where my mind was on this poem! :o) Just silly little thoughts fly through from time to time. I wasn't going to post this, but I felt it necessary to incorporate fun poetry as well as sad. It made me laugh, maybe you will too. :o) :o) I apologize in advance if this offends anyone; just trying to add a little laughter to our gloomy days. :o)
Welcome to my bakery
Come right in!
Whats your fancy?
Breakfast, lunch, or din?
We have anything you please
From Pineapple Cream Loaf
To just plain cream cheese!
Speaking of cream cheese,
We have cheesecakes galore
Turtle, Oreo, New York and more!
Your co-workers acting like trolls?
Weve got just the solution
Apple-Raisin, Blueberry, and Cinnamon rolls!
Why dont you melt your cares away
With a Chocolate or Orange souffl?
Take off your hat and your coat
Sit down to a scrumptious fruit compote!
Coming off a 12 our shift
Cause your boss is being a weenie?
Wind down with a gourmet Panini!
Things at home not going well?
Your wife just told you to go to hell?
Dont sit around feeling less than a man
Slide on in and taste our Sex in a Pan
Too much nuts and cheese
On that last business trip?
Get the traffic flowing again
With a bowl of Prune Whip!
We have anything you desire
Whatever your stomach has for hire
Our sweets and salties will do the job!
Just come on in from 8 to 5
Were open on weekends too
No matter your pleasure
Our bakery is at your leisure!
Welcome to my bakery
Come right in!
Whats your fancy?
Breakfast, lunch, or din?
We have anything you please
From Pineapple Cream Loaf
To just plain cream cheese!
Speaking of cream cheese,
We have cheesecakes galore
Turtle, Oreo, New York and more!
Your co-workers acting like trolls?
Weve got just the solution
Apple-Raisin, Blueberry, and Cinnamon rolls!
Why dont you melt your cares away
With a Chocolate or Orange souffl?
Take off your hat and your coat
Sit down to a scrumptious fruit compote!
Coming off a 12 our shift
Cause your boss is being a weenie?
Wind down with a gourmet Panini!
Things at home not going well?
Your wife just told you to go to hell?
Dont sit around feeling less than a man
Slide on in and taste our Sex in a Pan
Too much nuts and cheese
On that last business trip?
Get the traffic flowing again
With a bowl of Prune Whip!
We have anything you desire
Whatever your stomach has for hire
Our sweets and salties will do the job!
Just come on in from 8 to 5
Were open on weekends too
No matter your pleasure
Our bakery is at your leisure!
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I gave my 2 week notice last Friday 13th. Now to join you fine people in a life of leisure and nothing else to do but to look out for myself....is it just me or does that sound pretty boring? My goal was to live to retire and I guess having to take early retirement because of health reasons wasn't exactly the way I had planned things. I just can't stay in that building that is reeking mildew...
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I'm trying to exercise daily. I was doing fairly well until I sprained my ankle 2 weeks ago but now I'm getting back on the horse. Today I walked over a mile with my arm weights that are about 22lbs total. I was out of shape and it was hard on my arms. I also did my 30 situps. I'm also going to drink a lot of water and try to eat healthy. I do tend to have a sweet tooth but I'm cutting...
and your right we should have some fun posts too
:)
Glad you enjoyed it :o)
Thanks for the giggles :)
Well yota1 what are we gonna do with her?
* grins *
* thinks, maybe I shall bake one for The Bakery *
(I'll do a mighty Kung-Fu kick in your honor!)
And yes, it was Oscar Wilde who said that. :o) :o)