Dogs are always happy to see you.
Dogs don’t give you the silent treatment.
Dogs don’t mind stinky or noisy farts.
Dogs don’t care if you shave or not.
Dogs don’t care if you’re losing your hair or it’s all moved to your back and ears.
If you can’t keep a dog, there’s no alimony to pay.
Dogs mostly don’t care if your music or TV is too loud.
You don’t have to compromise with dogs about which TV show to watch.
Dogs never fall for financial cons.
You can limit your dog’s hoarding.
Dogs can’t hire lawyers
Dogs don’t have friends advising them how to change you.
Dogs are happy to see you come home, no matter when.
You can start and stop petting a dog just like that for no reason.
Dogs don’t have credit cards
Dogs don’t buy clothes
Dogs don’t make you wait when you want to eat right now. Don’t care what you eat.
Dogs don’t need the car keys.
Dogs don’t care if you made a mess, and don’t care if you don’t clean it up.
Dogs don’t nag.
Dogs don’t say mean things to you.
Dogs are pleased when you come home smelling like another dog.
Dogs are always ready for whatever you want to do with them.
You can control whether your dog gets fat or not.
Dogs don’t think that cats are necessary at all.
Dogs don’t let strange guys into your house
Dogs don’t leave you.
You can decide whether your dog gets pregnant or not.
Dogs always agree with your opinion.
Dogs don’t make you late.
Dogs don’t talk on the phone or text.
Dogs don’t mind if you drink out of the carton.
Dogs don’t drink, do drugs, smoke, gamble, play video games for hours or have any other addiction.
Dogs can have behavioral or mental health issues, but they’re not complicated.
You can buy a very nice present for a dog for $2.99.
Dogs don’t have embarrassing tattoos.
Dogs can’t give you STIs.
Dog snoring is not annoying.
Dogs don’t complain about your family, and if there’s one that he doesn’t like, he’ll just stay away.
You’ll never have to deal with your dog’s annoying or dangerous family members.
You won’t have to live with or support your dog’s disrespectful children from a previous relationship. Nor will you have to pay for their college education.
Dogs don’t go to bed mad.
Dogs accept whatever portion of the bed you give them.
Dogs aren’t mad in the morning because of something you said in your sleep.
Dogs accept that you are going to hog all the covers
Dogs don’t mind if you want to watch TV or read.
Dogs don’t care where your hands have been.
Dogs are happy to wake up for a little petting.
Dogs don’t mind if you snore.
Dogs don’t want to talk about “our relationship” when you’re trying to get to sleep.
Dogs might lick your ears, scalp or back to help you get to sleep.
Dogs don’t care if you turn your back on them.
Dogs don’t don’t care about your personal hygiene.
Dogs will sleep on the floor if you insist
Dogs mostly don’t mind if you’re sleeping with two dogs at the same time.
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