Bless those that were hurt or died in the attack of Sept 11.
1965: We Five, featuring lovable lead singer Beverly Bivens, owned the top Easy Listening song for a second week with "You Were On My Mind".
1971: Joan Baez had the #1 Easy Listening song again with "The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down"
1978: While "Hot Blooded" was still in the Top 10, Foreigner released the single "Double Vision".
A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you."She answers, "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun a long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.""Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."She responds, "Well, let's see if you qualify. #1, you have to be single and #2 you must be Catholic."The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too!"The nun says "OK, pull into the next alley."He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying."My dear child, said the nun, why are you crying?""Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm on my way to a costume party."
I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
I am 51 and 2 years ago had an ischemic stroke. I was very lucky that I survived with no outward signs of stroke. I have really been struggling since the stroke with uncontrolled emotions. Anger. Sadness. Depression. I have tried several anti anxiety meds but always end up feeling worse. The hardest thing for me is I no longer drive. I am physically capable of driving but I get so scaredscared,...