Two women friends had gone for a girls night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, However they had gotten over-enthusiatic on Bacardi Breezes. Incredibly drunk and walking home they had to pee, So they stopped in a cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panies and used them. Her friend however had on a rather expensive pair of panites and didnt want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to have squatted down by a grave with a wreath that had a ribbon on it and wiped with that. After they did there business they proceeded home. The next day one of the husbands was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said "These girl nights have got to stop! Im starting to supect the worse...My wife came home with no panties! Thats nothing said the other husband, Mine came home with a card stuck to her ass that said...From all of us at the fire station. We will never forget you.
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