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There's a rooster and a cat on one side of a river, and on the other side is some chicken feed and some cat food.
Both animals are hungry, so the rooster takes a running start and jumps and flies over the river. He then proceeds to eat up all the chicken feed.
The cat, being afraid of water, backs way the hell up. He starts running as fast as he can. He gets to the edge of the river and jumps. "SPLASH!!" The cat lands smack in the middle of the river.
Moral of the story: where ever there is a wet pussy, there is bound to be a satisfied cock.
Both animals are hungry, so the rooster takes a running start and jumps and flies over the river. He then proceeds to eat up all the chicken feed.
The cat, being afraid of water, backs way the hell up. He starts running as fast as he can. He gets to the edge of the river and jumps. "SPLASH!!" The cat lands smack in the middle of the river.
Moral of the story: where ever there is a wet pussy, there is bound to be a satisfied cock.
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oh yeah.....lol
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