Old Helsinki tourists never die, they just vanish into Finn Air.

Old hikers never die, they just trail away.

Old hippies never die, they just smell that way.

Old hockey players never die, they just achieve their final goal.

Old home brewers never die, they just ferment away.

Old hunters never die, they just stay LOADED.

Old hypochondriacs never die, they just imagine it.

Old hypochondriacs never die, they just lose their grippe.

Old immortals never die, they just...don't.

Old interpreters (for the deaf) never die, they just sign off.

Old investors never die, they just roll over.

Old Jedis never die, they jut fade away.

Old jokes never die, they just get retold by the young.

Old journalists never die, they just get de-pressed.

Old kayakers never die, they just roll back over, and do it again.

Old key punch operator never die, they just punch out.

Old kids never die, they just adulterate.

Old kids never die, they just grow up.

Old knights in chain mail never die, they just shuffle off their metal coils.

Old laser physicists never die, they just become incoherent.

Old lawyers never die, they just lose their appeal.

Old lawyers never die, they just lose their briefs.

Old librarians never die, their computers have Fatal Errors.

Old librarians never die, they just check out.

Old librarians never die, they just get re-shelved.