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A Mafia Godfather finds out that one of his underlings has screwed him out
of ten million bucks. This underling happens to be deaf, so the Godfather
brings along his attorney, who knows sign language.
The Godfather asks the underling, "Where is the 10 million bucks you
embezzled from me?"
The attorney, using sign language, asks the underling where the 10 million
dollars is hidden.
The underling signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about."
The attorney tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you're
talking about."
That's when the Godfather pulls out a 9 mm pistol, puts it to the
underling's temple, cocks it and says, "Ask him again!"
The attorney signs to the underling, "He'll kill you for sure if you don't
tell him!"
The underling signs back: "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase,
buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens!"
The Godfather asks the attorney, "Well, what'd he say?"
The attorney replies, "He says you don't have the balls to pull the
trigger."
of ten million bucks. This underling happens to be deaf, so the Godfather
brings along his attorney, who knows sign language.
The Godfather asks the underling, "Where is the 10 million bucks you
embezzled from me?"
The attorney, using sign language, asks the underling where the 10 million
dollars is hidden.
The underling signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about."
The attorney tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you're
talking about."
That's when the Godfather pulls out a 9 mm pistol, puts it to the
underling's temple, cocks it and says, "Ask him again!"
The attorney signs to the underling, "He'll kill you for sure if you don't
tell him!"
The underling signs back: "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase,
buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens!"
The Godfather asks the attorney, "Well, what'd he say?"
The attorney replies, "He says you don't have the balls to pull the
trigger."

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lol that is funny

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LOL!!

deleted_user
Everyone knows you can't trust an attorney. ROFLMAO

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That's for damn sure Elko. lol
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