A man with a stuttering problem tries everything he can to stop stuttering, but he can't. Finally, he goes to a world renowned doctor for help. The doctor examines him and says "I've found your problem. Your penis is twelve inches long. It weighs so much that it's pulling on your lungs, causing you to stutter." So he asks, "What's he cure, doc?" The doctor replies, "Well, we have to cut off six inches." The man is eager to cure his stuttering so he agrees to the operation. The operation is a success, and he stops stuttering. Two months later, the man calls the doctor and tells him that since he's had the 6 inches cut off, all of his girlfriends have dumped him, and his love life has gone down the tubes. He insists that the doctor do another operation to add the six inches back on. There is silence on the other end of the telephone, so the man repeats, "Hey doc, didn't you hear me? I want my six inches back!" Finally, the doctor responds, "F-f-f-f-f-f-u-c-k y-y-y-y-ou!
Posts You May Be Interested In
Well, just three games left to play. Two teams (Eagles and Steelers) have clinched playoff spots. Next week should be one more I hope. Lots of guesses still on who will play and who will not in the post season. So pick well and may the Gods of Luck be with you. Here are the games, kiddies. A * signifies clinched playoff spot.Thursday Dec 14 8:30pmDENVER BRONCOS (4-9) @ INDIANAPOLIS...
Well kiddies, here we go... Week 14 and the playoffs are a mess. Who's in, who's out, who is #1 and who is #2, is your team in or out or unsure? This coming Week 14 should be interesting. Here are the games. Thought I would post them right after Monday's game so I would not forget.Thursday, Dec 7, 2017 8:25 pmNEW ORLEANS SAINTS (9-3) @ ATLANTA FALCONS (7-5)Sunday, Dec 10, 2017 1:00...