I received this,from a friend of mine,and when I read it,I thought of not only a few friends of mine,but also of myself !!


Two bored casino dealers,were waiting at a crap table. A very attractive Blonde woman from Mississippi arrived,and bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said,"I hope you don't mind,but I feel much luckier when I play topless", With that,she stripped to the waist,rolled the dice and yelled" Come on,southern girl needs new clothes". As the dice bounced,and came to a stop,she jumped up and down,squealed "YES.YES I WON"
She hugged each of the dealers....And then picked up her winnings,and her clothes,and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally one of them asked "What did she roll?"
The other answered "I don't know,I thought you were watching?" Moral of the story,not all southeners,are stupid,and not all Blondes,are dumb, and heres the part that made me cry...But all men,are men !!