A man walks into a bar & orders a beer. "Certainly Sir" replies the barman. "That'll be one penny",...."One penny for a beer!" exclaims the man. "That's incredible! how much is the food in this place?", the barman says "I'd recommend the steak dinner, you get a 16-ounce steak,potatoes,salad and a dessert for three pennies", the man says "That's amazing how do you manage to make a profit with such low prices?"....barman replies "You'd have to ask the owner, but he's not here right now, he's upstairs with my wife", man says "What's he doing up there?"...and the barman says "The same as I'm doing to his business!!" !!;O))
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