there was a lady who neded her dishwasher repaired so she caled the repair man and said I will leave the key under the door, don't worry about the dog just do not talk to the parrot. So the repair man arrives and inside in the meanist looking dog he has ever sen but just as the lady said h just laid there not moving. So while he was repairing the dish washer the parrot called him fucker asshole everything he could think of the repair man was getting tired of the parrot. The bird just lept it up as the repair man could stand no more he yelled at the bird shut up. In return the bird looked at the mean dog and said sick him spike.
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