A guy has spent two days lost in the desert and is really thirsty. By the evening of the third day he notices a building in the distance, he struggles on and gets there within the hour to find that it's some kind of shop/store.
The thirsty guy says to the man at the store "Please, give me a drink!!" choking on sand.... the store man replies "I'm sorry buddy no drinks here, we only sell ties...can't help you"..... the thirsty guy begs him but gets nowhere.... So he struggles on crawling and by the late evening of the third day he sees a building in the distance that has bright lights... as he slowly gets nearer he realises it's a bar and staggers to the door and asks the Bouncer/Doorman "Please,please give me a drink..!" .. the Doorman says "Sorry buddy I can't let you in without a tie!" !!;O))