Club Funny Bone Community Group
We all have a funny bone that is ticklish! Let's all have some fun and laughter, loosen up and cut up in a clean or, if you like, a dirty and ridiculous manner......everything goes on here from jokes to wordly gossip on your mind or just being a little bit silly! So come on and join in for the time of your life at Club Funny Bone! *****ALL MEMBERS MUST BE 18 yrs OR...
AAAAA The Organization for Drunk Drivers
AOL Anti On-Line
APPLE Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
ARMY Ain't a Real Marine Yet
BASIC Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
BMW Big Money Waste
BUICK Big Ugly Indestructible Compact Killer
CD-ROM Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
CHEVROLET Cracked Head, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
COBOL Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
COMPUTER Capable Of Making Perfectly Uncomplicated Tasks Extremely Rigorous
DODGE Drips Oil, Drips Grease Everywhere
DOS Defunct Operating System
DNA National Dyslexic Association
FIAT Fix It Again, Tony
FIAT Funny Italian Attempt at Technology
FORD First On Race Day
FORD Found On Road, Dead
GMC Gotta Mechanic Coming!
HONDA Hold On, Not Done Accelerating!
IBM I Blame Microsoft
ISDN It Still Does Nothing
LISP Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parentheses
LOTUS Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
MACINTOSH Most Applications Crash, If Not The Operating System Hangs
MARINE Muscles Are Required, Intelligence Not Expected
MCSE Making Computers Slow Everyday
MICROSOFT Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
MIPS Mistakes Incurred Per Second
MIPS Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
MOPAR Mostly Old Parts and Rusted
NASCAR Non-Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks
NTSC Never The Same Color
OS/2 Obsolete Soon Too
PASCAL Pedantry And Strictness Created A Language
PCMCIA People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
PEBCAK Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard [user failure / user error]
PENTIUM Produces Erroneous Numbers Thru Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics
PMS Potential Murder Suspect
RENAULT Repair Ever Needed, Always Useless, Lotsa Trouble
RISC Reduced Into Silly Code
RTFM Read The F*@&ing Manual
SCSI System Can't See It
SCSI-2 System Can't See It Again
SNMP Security Not My Problem
SUBARU Still Usable, But All Rusty Underneath
TLA Three Letter Acronym
TOYOTA The One You Ought To Avoid
WINDOWS Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
AOL Anti On-Line
APPLE Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
ARMY Ain't a Real Marine Yet
BASIC Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
BMW Big Money Waste
BUICK Big Ugly Indestructible Compact Killer
CD-ROM Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
CHEVROLET Cracked Head, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
COBOL Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
COMPUTER Capable Of Making Perfectly Uncomplicated Tasks Extremely Rigorous
DODGE Drips Oil, Drips Grease Everywhere
DOS Defunct Operating System
DNA National Dyslexic Association
FIAT Fix It Again, Tony
FIAT Funny Italian Attempt at Technology
FORD First On Race Day
FORD Found On Road, Dead
GMC Gotta Mechanic Coming!
HONDA Hold On, Not Done Accelerating!
IBM I Blame Microsoft
ISDN It Still Does Nothing
LISP Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parentheses
LOTUS Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
MACINTOSH Most Applications Crash, If Not The Operating System Hangs
MARINE Muscles Are Required, Intelligence Not Expected
MCSE Making Computers Slow Everyday
MICROSOFT Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
MIPS Mistakes Incurred Per Second
MIPS Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
MOPAR Mostly Old Parts and Rusted
NASCAR Non-Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks
NTSC Never The Same Color
OS/2 Obsolete Soon Too
PASCAL Pedantry And Strictness Created A Language
PCMCIA People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
PEBCAK Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard [user failure / user error]
PENTIUM Produces Erroneous Numbers Thru Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics
PMS Potential Murder Suspect
RENAULT Repair Ever Needed, Always Useless, Lotsa Trouble
RISC Reduced Into Silly Code
RTFM Read The F*@&ing Manual
SCSI System Can't See It
SCSI-2 System Can't See It Again
SNMP Security Not My Problem
SUBARU Still Usable, But All Rusty Underneath
TLA Three Letter Acronym
TOYOTA The One You Ought To Avoid
WINDOWS Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
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Ford- fucked over rebuilt dodge.
deleted_user
And we both have one. lmao
deleted_user
I got several good laughs reading these. Thanks
deleted_user
uh huh lol
deleted_user
PMS. lol
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