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I just let my pooch in from outside and she ran in the bedroom. When I went to walk in there to kiss hubby goodnight I felt myself stepping on something hard yet mushy.... I looked down and Summer brought in a frozen bird. What a mees to clean up.... Poor Bird:(
deleted_user
yuck better dead than alive
lindsey2008
Now I'm thinking all the times she kisses my face and lips...lol... Think I'm gonna be sick!
mycat
dogs and cats do odd stuff
mycat
that's terrble
ghur4
awh, she just wanted a midnite snack, lol.
lindsey2008
lol, she did and now she thinks she's going to get a midnite kiss... don't think so...lol
deleted_user
least it was frozen (i think the frozen ones are easier to catch)
lindsey2008
Yea...lol.. she dosn't have to fly as high...lmaoo.. well it could of been a mice or a rat. The bird i'm able to handle. The other 2 i would of screamed for sure...
deleted_user
i think, for some weird reason, i'd wash my foot harder if it was a rat
deleted_user
When I lived on the farm, I found a dead bird in the toilet...we had no pets....explain that one? I just yelled out to my hubby (at the time) what the hell did you eat!?!?!? He just came in, looked and walked away. The thing was too big to flush..so I had to get it out...I was never so grossed out. Thank Gawd I did not step on it!!! I feel for ya!!! YUK!
deleted_user
aaaawwww...was a gift!!!!
deleted_user
Ewwwwwwwww it was brought to your hubby
lindsey2008
I had heavy socks on, Put still... yuck...lol.. Did you ever find out how those dead birds got in the toilet DD?.lol
lindsey2008
Yes Berryterri, it was a gift to him by Summer and Mommy steps on it..lol
deleted_user
Yeah, my cat grossed me out today too. I opened the curtains and found that he puked on the windowsill. Nice! My grandson slept over last night so parents could go to Xmas party. He thought it was cool and funny and I'm sure everyone and their brother will here about it. LOL!
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