A russian man is walking along the beach and stumbles upon a bottle. A genie emerges and says "I will grant you one wish." So the man thinks long and hard and says "I wish to pee vodka. The finest russian vodka ever." Genie replies, "You want to pee vodka?" The man says yes so the genie grants him his wish. The man pees and tastes it and sure enough, it's vodka. When he gets home he yells to his wife, "honey, get 2 glasses, tonight we drink the best vodka ever!" So they drink and have a good night. The next night, the man comes home and again yells to his wife, "honey, get 2 glasses, tonight we drink again!" So they drink again. On the third night, the man comes home and says "honey, grab me a glass for the vodka," and the wife replies "just one? What about my glass" The man replies, "honey, tonight, you drink from the bottle.
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