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I received this at my meeting tonight, too funny!
wanted to share with you other ladies out there...
FROM: Andy Rooney (60 Minutes)
As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:
A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are your thinking?" She donesn't care what you think.
If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's unually more interesting.
Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of the an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.
Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
Once you get past a wrinkler or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reason. Unfortunatelly, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22 yr old waitress. Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of womenare against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sauage!
Andy Rooney
wanted to share with you other ladies out there...
FROM: Andy Rooney (60 Minutes)
As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:
A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are your thinking?" She donesn't care what you think.
If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's unually more interesting.
Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of the an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.
Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.
Once you get past a wrinkler or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reason. Unfortunatelly, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22 yr old waitress. Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of womenare against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sauage!
Andy Rooney
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Andy Rooney rocks!!
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hehehe
deleted_user
Wow, that was great and for the most part so true. I am guilty of fighting with my stbx like a little kid. He was 12 years younger, and absolutely brought the worse out of me.
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Rock on Andy!
MimiL
Someone passed this out at work I absoulutely love it and have a new regard for Andy as well.....thank god for men with brains above their belts!!!!
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