Breakups & Divorce Support Group
Just broke up with someone or in the midst of a difficult divorce? Breaking up is difficult no matter what the circumstances are. They say that time heals all wounds, but sometimes a listening ear or a hug can work wonders for the heart. Whether you need a place to vent, someone to hold you to No Contact, or need advice about what to do, we're here to help.
WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:
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> Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from
> such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The
> garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of
> themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can
> be President. You can never be pregnant.
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>
>
> You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can
> wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you
> the truth.. The world is your urinal. You never have
> to drive to another gas station restroom because this
> one is just too icky.
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>
>
> You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn
> a nut on a bolt Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add
> character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100 People
> never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
> The occasional well-rendered belch is practically
> expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your
> feet. One mood all the time.
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>
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> Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You
> know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires
> only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You
> get extra credit for the slightest act of
> thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he
> or she can still be your friend.
>
>
>
> Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs
> of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have
> strap problems in public. You are unable to see
> wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face
> stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for
> years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face
> and neck.
>
>
>
> You can play with toys all your life. Your belly
> usually hides your big hips, One wallet and one pair
> of shoes -- one color for all seasons. You can wear
> shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your
> nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice
> about growing a mustache.
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>
>
> You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on
> December 24 in 25 minutes.
>
> No wonder men are happier.
>
>
>
> Send this to the women who can handle it and to the
> men who will enjoy reading --
>
>
> Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from
> such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The
> garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of
> themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can
> be President. You can never be pregnant.
>
>
>
> You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can
> wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you
> the truth.. The world is your urinal. You never have
> to drive to another gas station restroom because this
> one is just too icky.
>
>
>
> You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn
> a nut on a bolt Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add
> character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100 People
> never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
> The occasional well-rendered belch is practically
> expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your
> feet. One mood all the time.
>
>
>
> Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You
> know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires
> only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You
> get extra credit for the slightest act of
> thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he
> or she can still be your friend.
>
>
>
> Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs
> of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have
> strap problems in public. You are unable to see
> wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face
> stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for
> years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face
> and neck.
>
>
>
> You can play with toys all your life. Your belly
> usually hides your big hips, One wallet and one pair
> of shoes -- one color for all seasons. You can wear
> shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your
> nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice
> about growing a mustache.
>
>
>
> You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on
> December 24 in 25 minutes.
>
> No wonder men are happier.
>
>
>
> Send this to the women who can handle it and to the
> men who will enjoy reading --
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When nobody is interested, aloneness is the only path available. Online if you don't look like, or are, a celebrity or model, forget it. Time passes but nothing changes.
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theatre and I are there already. I'm having a very berry tea with crackers, cheese and cherry tomatoes and she's having a joint with some beer and we're both on really comfy recliners on thick pile carpet. we need some help with the decor if anyone is around??
kinda
My old bathroom at stbx's house has (or had) a sticker inside it (in case anyone snoops):
IT'S A SICK WORLD, AND I'M A HAPPY GUY