LMAO. SO what did you tell her Margie??????

(I work in a pharmacy and we get THIS all the time): I need my prescription refilled...I don't have the number, don't know what its called, and don't know what it's for but I want it refilled.

Nothing. I just shot her.

and THIS is why I LOVE AMERICANS!!!

LMAO Margie..... I needed that laugh... Wonder what kind of drug she's on AHAHAHA

i'll visit u in prison!
that was great! what a dumbass!

as for my work day...i am bored shitless which is why i've been on ds all day!!!

ahhhh....friday...gotta love it.

Ditto pit...bored bored bored.......

Thanks for the laugh Margie. I think maybe that gal has been filling her prescriptions at whenpigfly's pharmacy!

catfisher, she probably is on meds. I should have just sent her to whenpigsfly! LOL

hey now! i don't need any more loons, thank you! we have enough as is :)

My ex was in the CG & we were stationed in Detroit. Every winter they would get calls to find out when it was safe to drive their cars & vans out on the frozen lakes/bays. Uh Duh!!

THEN the calls would start to come in to send the rescue helos out to remove same *sunken* vehicles. NOT!

My favorite story tho, is the 5 Canadian dudes trapped on a ice flow on Anchor Bay. My ex was one of two pilots on this rescue. They picked up the first four but the 5th one refused to be rescued. His reason: "By God I came here to fish & I'm not leaving till I catch one." So they left him...

Found out later that he somehow made it back to shore, fishless.

hehehe, I need a JOB.

When I worked as a police dispatcher in Key West, a woman called to report her boyfriend assaulted her. I got the important details, are you safe now, where is he, direction of travel...blah, blah. Back to details of the assault.

Me "tell me what happened."
Victim "He shoved my face into the cat litter box"
Me (snifling a laugh) "Any witnesses?"

Victim: "Does my cat count? She was using it at the time."

Totally a true story!

TOO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

New meaning to "shit faced".....

Oh now they're just trying to piss me off.... latest caller.

"If I ask you a question, will you answer it?"

WTF? I just want to say "You just did and NO"

Where I work, many people have laptops, with dual screens. So, you can dock your computer (laptop) and view 2 different things at once (your email on one, a report on the other) all with one computer. So, The vp of HR called and wanted something off of her computer in the office.

I went into her office, called her back and said, your laptop's not here.

Her reply--Oh, I have my laptop. .. don't you know how to use the computer without my laptop LOL

Uhhh No--your laptop is your computer.