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Surgery
Five surgeons were having a discussion about the best people to
operate on:
The first surgeon from New York says: "I like to see accountants on
my operating table, when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second surgeon, from Chicago, responds: "Yeah, but you should
try electricians. Everything inside them is color coded."
The third surgeon, from Dallas, says: "No, I really think
librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles, chimes in: "You know, I like
construction workers. Those guys understand when you have a few parts
left over."
But the last surgeon, from Washington, D. C. shut them all up:
"By far, politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no
heart, no balls, no brains and no spine and the head and rear end are
interchangeable."
Five surgeons were having a discussion about the best people to
operate on:
The first surgeon from New York says: "I like to see accountants on
my operating table, when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second surgeon, from Chicago, responds: "Yeah, but you should
try electricians. Everything inside them is color coded."
The third surgeon, from Dallas, says: "No, I really think
librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles, chimes in: "You know, I like
construction workers. Those guys understand when you have a few parts
left over."
But the last surgeon, from Washington, D. C. shut them all up:
"By far, politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no
heart, no balls, no brains and no spine and the head and rear end are
interchangeable."
deleted_user
=) lol makes sense to me!
deleted_user
LOL. I love it!! Thanks for the laugh tonight. I needed it!!
deleted_user
LMBO!!!!
deleted_user
just what the dr. ordered
deleted_user
Lol - thanks...needed it tonight! :-)
CanadianRose
Agreed!
deleted_user
Right on! Cranial rectal inversion.
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I have been here before, a long long time ago and now I am back.Forgive me for not just saying what I want to say,even under a triple dose of antidepressants it is still raw and seeping and I am hesitant at revealing it as at least under the bandages around my heart I don,t have to look at how raw and wounded.My child was cleaved from my heart by his own actions. my child of ten,turning eleven...
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theatre and I are there already. I'm having a very berry tea with crackers, cheese and cherry tomatoes and she's having a joint with some beer and we're both on really comfy recliners on thick pile carpet. we need some help with the decor if anyone is around??
