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Happy Thanksgiving to all.........
PREGNANT TURKEY STORY
One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the
Traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to
Play
A trick. She told my sister that she needed something from the store.
When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed
The stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into the turkey, and
Re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(S) back in the oven.
When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven
And proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something,
She reached in and pulled out the little bird.
With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed,
"Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant bird!" At the reality of this horrifying news,
My sister started to cry.
It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!
Yep.................. SHE'S BLONDE
PREGNANT TURKEY STORY
One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the
Traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to
Play
A trick. She told my sister that she needed something from the store.
When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed
The stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into the turkey, and
Re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(S) back in the oven.
When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven
And proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something,
She reached in and pulled out the little bird.
With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed,
"Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant bird!" At the reality of this horrifying news,
My sister started to cry.
It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!
Yep.................. SHE'S BLONDE
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That is funny!!!
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OMG, this is so funny. I'm cooking--so if I put in the cornish hen, do you think I could convince my sister by having her help my spoon out the stuffing.
deleted_user
Lmbo. That's too funny.
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Alone - give it a try and see what she does..of course let us know!
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I have been here before, a long long time ago and now I am back.Forgive me for not just saying what I want to say,even under a triple dose of antidepressants it is still raw and seeping and I am hesitant at revealing it as at least under the bandages around my heart I don,t have to look at how raw and wounded.My child was cleaved from my heart by his own actions. my child of ten,turning eleven...
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theatre and I are there already. I'm having a very berry tea with crackers, cheese and cherry tomatoes and she's having a joint with some beer and we're both on really comfy recliners on thick pile carpet. we need some help with the decor if anyone is around??
