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Since it looks like I may have to enter the single/dating scene sometime in the future, I began to think about what kind of woman I like. But since I'm bitter right now I kept gravitating towards things I don't like. This made me think that sometimes compatibility is not the about liking the same things, but about hating at an equal level. So, just in case, I decided to write a list of things I hate:
- Cars taking two spaces
- Smelly people
- When the shoulder strap of your gym bag is too long making the bag hit your leg when you walk.
- Worn, dirty flip-flops that tilt to one side.
- A drop of olive oil slowly falling on your shit during a date
- The son of the Late King Mabumbo of the Ivory Coast who wants to send me a million dollars
- Flat tires
- Muffin top jeans, shorts, skirts (WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU THINKING!)
- People who say "herbs are better than medicine because they are natural". Poisonous mushrooms are natural, why don't you eat some tonight and save me the trouble!
- Anything from fashion stores, TV, and Radio between 1975 and 1980.
- Drunk, fighting, muscle heads.
- Businesses that refuse to take credit cards (cheap bastards)
- Slow people with an attitude. If you are slow, smile and be thankful you have a job.
- Parking meters
- Skinheads
- Emergency Broadcast System tests
- Leaving the left overs in the car.
- Cheaters. Swingers not included.
- Bad jokes during Southwest flights
- Dirty snow
- People who say my pitbull would never do that.
- Mechanics and IT people who talk to you like you are stupid
- Fundamentalists of any kind
- People who dress their baby boy in pink and then get angry when you ask them how old is she? Give me a break would ya, she's even wearing lipstick!
- Cold pools
- Hummer hippies. (I like hippies and people with hummers, just not hummer hippies)
- Restaurants that refuse to do substitutions
- Friends who offer you water, and then give you tap water with no ice.
- Getting attacked by a flock of angry seagulls.
- Yanni
So, do you think there is a chance I'll find a match?
- Cars taking two spaces
- Smelly people
- When the shoulder strap of your gym bag is too long making the bag hit your leg when you walk.
- Worn, dirty flip-flops that tilt to one side.
- A drop of olive oil slowly falling on your shit during a date
- The son of the Late King Mabumbo of the Ivory Coast who wants to send me a million dollars
- Flat tires
- Muffin top jeans, shorts, skirts (WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU THINKING!)
- People who say "herbs are better than medicine because they are natural". Poisonous mushrooms are natural, why don't you eat some tonight and save me the trouble!
- Anything from fashion stores, TV, and Radio between 1975 and 1980.
- Drunk, fighting, muscle heads.
- Businesses that refuse to take credit cards (cheap bastards)
- Slow people with an attitude. If you are slow, smile and be thankful you have a job.
- Parking meters
- Skinheads
- Emergency Broadcast System tests
- Leaving the left overs in the car.
- Cheaters. Swingers not included.
- Bad jokes during Southwest flights
- Dirty snow
- People who say my pitbull would never do that.
- Mechanics and IT people who talk to you like you are stupid
- Fundamentalists of any kind
- People who dress their baby boy in pink and then get angry when you ask them how old is she? Give me a break would ya, she's even wearing lipstick!
- Cold pools
- Hummer hippies. (I like hippies and people with hummers, just not hummer hippies)
- Restaurants that refuse to do substitutions
- Friends who offer you water, and then give you tap water with no ice.
- Getting attacked by a flock of angry seagulls.
- Yanni
So, do you think there is a chance I'll find a match?
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I have been here before, a long long time ago and now I am back.Forgive me for not just saying what I want to say,even under a triple dose of antidepressants it is still raw and seeping and I am hesitant at revealing it as at least under the bandages around my heart I don,t have to look at how raw and wounded.My child was cleaved from my heart by his own actions. my child of ten,turning eleven...
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Has anyone tried these supplements? Do they give MGers more quality of life by improving memory and overall well being?Thanks!Barbel
Holistically Yours,
Tami
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That's one hell-of-a-list!
ROFLMAO!
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Mrs. I love Skirts. It's Muffin Top Skirts I hate!