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Since it looks like I may have to enter the single/dating scene sometime in the future, I began to think about what kind of woman I like. But since I'm bitter right now I kept gravitating towards things I don't like. This made me think that sometimes compatibility is not the about liking the same things, but about hating at an equal level. So, just in case, I decided to write a list of things I hate:
- Cars taking two spaces
- Smelly people
- When the shoulder strap of your gym bag is too long making the bag hit your leg when you walk.
- Worn, dirty flip-flops that tilt to one side.
- A drop of olive oil slowly falling on your shit during a date
- The son of the Late King Mabumbo of the Ivory Coast who wants to send me a million dollars
- Flat tires
- Muffin top jeans, shorts, skirts (WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU THINKING!)
- People who say "herbs are better than medicine because they are natural". Poisonous mushrooms are natural, why don't you eat some tonight and save me the trouble!
- Anything from fashion stores, TV, and Radio between 1975 and 1980.
- Drunk, fighting, muscle heads.
- Businesses that refuse to take credit cards (cheap bastards)
- Slow people with an attitude. If you are slow, smile and be thankful you have a job.
- Parking meters
- Skinheads
- Emergency Broadcast System tests
- Leaving the left overs in the car.
- Cheaters. Swingers not included.
- Bad jokes during Southwest flights
- Dirty snow
- People who say my pitbull would never do that.
- Mechanics and IT people who talk to you like you are stupid
- Fundamentalists of any kind
- People who dress their baby boy in pink and then get angry when you ask them how old is she? Give me a break would ya, she's even wearing lipstick!
- Cold pools
- Hummer hippies. (I like hippies and people with hummers, just not hummer hippies)
- Restaurants that refuse to do substitutions
- Friends who offer you water, and then give you tap water with no ice.
- Getting attacked by a flock of angry seagulls.
- Yanni
So, do you think there is a chance I'll find a match?
- Cars taking two spaces
- Smelly people
- When the shoulder strap of your gym bag is too long making the bag hit your leg when you walk.
- Worn, dirty flip-flops that tilt to one side.
- A drop of olive oil slowly falling on your shit during a date
- The son of the Late King Mabumbo of the Ivory Coast who wants to send me a million dollars
- Flat tires
- Muffin top jeans, shorts, skirts (WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU THINKING!)
- People who say "herbs are better than medicine because they are natural". Poisonous mushrooms are natural, why don't you eat some tonight and save me the trouble!
- Anything from fashion stores, TV, and Radio between 1975 and 1980.
- Drunk, fighting, muscle heads.
- Businesses that refuse to take credit cards (cheap bastards)
- Slow people with an attitude. If you are slow, smile and be thankful you have a job.
- Parking meters
- Skinheads
- Emergency Broadcast System tests
- Leaving the left overs in the car.
- Cheaters. Swingers not included.
- Bad jokes during Southwest flights
- Dirty snow
- People who say my pitbull would never do that.
- Mechanics and IT people who talk to you like you are stupid
- Fundamentalists of any kind
- People who dress their baby boy in pink and then get angry when you ask them how old is she? Give me a break would ya, she's even wearing lipstick!
- Cold pools
- Hummer hippies. (I like hippies and people with hummers, just not hummer hippies)
- Restaurants that refuse to do substitutions
- Friends who offer you water, and then give you tap water with no ice.
- Getting attacked by a flock of angry seagulls.
- Yanni
So, do you think there is a chance I'll find a match?
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theatre and I are there already. I'm having a very berry tea with crackers, cheese and cherry tomatoes and she's having a joint with some beer and we're both on really comfy recliners on thick pile carpet. we need some help with the decor if anyone is around??
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I'm trying to exercise daily. I was doing fairly well until I sprained my ankle 2 weeks ago but now I'm getting back on the horse. Today I walked over a mile with my arm weights that are about 22lbs total. I was out of shape and it was hard on my arms. I also did my 30 situps. I'm also going to drink a lot of water and try to eat healthy. I do tend to have a sweet tooth but I'm cutting...
Holistically Yours,
Tami
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That's one hell-of-a-list!
ROFLMAO!
ROFLMHERBALAO
Mrs. I love Skirts. It's Muffin Top Skirts I hate!