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OT Imagine

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It's Friday morning so just for fun let's stop for a moment and imagine a story...

The only rule here is have fun.I'll start.

Yesterday while I was driving down the road,I saw something you just wouldn't believe....
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.....the sun was just up over the horizon and it was a beautiful glowing orange ball and I said to myself.....
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Hey that looks just like a Jack-O-Lantern.Then all of a sudden the top popped off and out jumped Donnie and Marie...
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and they started singing and dancing and then from around the corner comes The Brady kids to join them
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Those are not the BRADYs...........grrrrrrrrrr
and that is no Pumpkin.. are u pple on drugs?...
that is a glowing ball of space crap that has come thru the depleted Ozone and is .........ahhhhhhh nevermind.. go back to your denial musical fantasy... where is Mormon Tabernacle Choir in all of this?
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Then the bus filled with the Partridge Family pulls up next to the pumpkin............
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And I thought whoa this is really scary but then...
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...and they all started competing against one another on "Dancing with the Stars"...
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Cheech and Chong were the dance coaches ....and they started off by handing out sum Magic Schrooms to lighten up the mood.. and..
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Sonny and Cher were guest hosts and Paula and Simon got into a fight over the costume choices...
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While Drew Cary kept yelling THE PRICE IS RIGHT, THE PRICE IS RIGHT.
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but the price wasn't right, so they gave the Partridge Family all tens...
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Then out of no where the smurf's appeared. Poppa smurf said....
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look its Cinderella coming out of the pumpkin
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"Quick, someone grab a mic and sing a song!!!", said the great smurf.
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And she has Snow White's seven little dwarfs with her, but I certainly don't recall one being called...
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