Get your mind out of the gutter for those following the Bo peep theme lately.

The city of Toronto has recently stepped up efforts at enforcing leash laws. In fact they hired numerous by-law enforcement officers.

I'm taking Iggy for his morning constitutional, it's gorgeous this morning. The sun is warm, not a cloud, the sun is coming up over the lake. Iggy and I are the only ones on the beach. And then, in the distance, a sinister silhouette approaches. I see by his outline that he has something in his right hand, that looks suspiciously like a ticket book. SH*****T. I just start running the opposite direction, all the while I hear "Sir".... "Sir".... "Sir". Iggy finally follows me, he's off leash and was playing in the water. Anyhow we make it to a very major street and cross just when the light is changing. So long suckaahhh.

We evaded a $240- dollar ticket this morning. I'm all for by-laws, but a little discretion is required by the officers. Iggy and I were literally the only ones there and this idiot was getting ready to ticket me for having a dog off leash. Screw, him, he should learn to run faster on sand. That got my heart going his am, made me think I need to start running more often. I've got to lay low for the next few days and take the dog to a different park.