INDIAN WITH ONE TESTICLE
> There once was an Indian who had only one
> testicle,and whose given name was 'Onestone'. He hated that name and asked
> everyone not to call him Onestone.
> After years and years of torment, Onestone
> finally cracked and said, "If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill
> them!" The word got around nd nobody called him that any more.
> Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, "Good
> morning, Onestone." He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the
> forest where he made love to her all day and all night.
> He made love to her all the next day, until Blue Bird died from
> exhaustion. The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he
> would do.
> Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until a woman
> named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away. Yellow Bird, who
> was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw Onestone.
> She hugged him and said, "Good to see you, Onestone." Onestone grabbed
> her, took her deep into the forest, then
> he made love to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her
> all the next day, made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird
> wouldn't die!
> What is the moral of this story?????...........................
> OH, Come on...take a guess! Think about it... (You're going to love
> this!) And the moral is..





















. You can't kill two birds with one stone!!
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