Mostly we are all saddened by the stories that each of us have brought to DS, the cheating spouse, the abused and the abusive spouse and so on, well I actually laughed out loud when I was responding to one of my friends at DS talking about some of the lies that my husband told me that are actually quite comical. I am so trying to find humor in things these days and I remembered when my husband first left, before I knew for sure it was another woman, and I asked him why and I was crying and shaking, "Why are you leaving me after 11 years, why are you demanding a divorce?" And he thought long and hard and said, "Because I kept asking you to go to the movies and you wouldn't go". Well if not for the severity of the situation, I would have laughed my ass off. He was telling me he was leaving me because of not going to the movies. He followed it up with nothing else. Then one time before he left he told me that the perfume I smelled on him was the new detergent he was using on his clothes, the only silly part of that lie is that he never once did laundry, I had just washed that shirt the night before with TIDE. Then he told me that the calls that were placed to the OW house from our phone were not his, it was the mistake of the telephone company or someone got our number and was making calls to her, yes honest husband there was a man who was also having an affair with her and snuck into our house and called her... OH BOY. Does anyone have any funny stories or outlandish lies that were told to them. Come on lets make some fun out of our misery, you'll feel better :)
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