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one of my guy friends, going thru a divorce, shared this...sorry ladies, but it is kinda funny...
One day a father gets out of work and on his way home
he remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.
He pulls over to a toy store and asks the salesperson,
"How much is the Barbie on the display window?"
The salesperson answers, "Which one? We have:
Work out Barbie for $19.95
Shopping Barbie for $19.95
Beach Barbie for $19.95
Disco Barbie for $19.95
Divorced Barbie for $265.95
The amazed father asks: "What? Why is the Divorced Barbie
$265.95 and the others only $19..95?"
The salesperson annoyingly answers:
"Sir... Divorced Barbie comes with:
Ken's Car,
Ken's House,
Ken's Boat,
Ken's Furniture,
Ken's Computer and...
One of Ken's Friends."
it may be a bit inappropriate...but ya know, after the last few days i've had...i'll take any kind of laughter i can get!
One day a father gets out of work and on his way home
he remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.
He pulls over to a toy store and asks the salesperson,
"How much is the Barbie on the display window?"
The salesperson answers, "Which one? We have:
Work out Barbie for $19.95
Shopping Barbie for $19.95
Beach Barbie for $19.95
Disco Barbie for $19.95
Divorced Barbie for $265.95
The amazed father asks: "What? Why is the Divorced Barbie
$265.95 and the others only $19..95?"
The salesperson annoyingly answers:
"Sir... Divorced Barbie comes with:
Ken's Car,
Ken's House,
Ken's Boat,
Ken's Furniture,
Ken's Computer and...
One of Ken's Friends."
it may be a bit inappropriate...but ya know, after the last few days i've had...i'll take any kind of laughter i can get!
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LOL
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Me too, a laugh is a laugh. Thanks.
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awesome
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I love it!
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"Its funny because its true" Homer Simpson.
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Hilarious. Maybe Ken won't mess with our girl Barbie next time? Sorry guys, but did you really need the damn boat?
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She hit the bricks with GI Joe!!
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