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My Dear Wife,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that your 54
year old body can no longer supply. I am very happy with you and I
value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I
hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be
spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort
Inn Hotel. Please don't be perturbed - I shall be back home before
midnight.
When he came home, he found the following letter on the dining room
table:
My Dear Husband,
I received your letter and thank you for your honesty. I would also
like to take this opportunity to remind you that you, too, are 54
years old. At the same time I would like to inform you that while
you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, my tennis
coach who, like your secretary, is also 18 years old. As a
successful businessman and with your excellent knowledge of maths,
you will understand that we are in he same situation, although with
one small difference: 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes
into 18. Therefore, I will not be back before lunchtime tomorrow.
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that your 54
year old body can no longer supply. I am very happy with you and I
value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I
hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be
spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort
Inn Hotel. Please don't be perturbed - I shall be back home before
midnight.
When he came home, he found the following letter on the dining room
table:
My Dear Husband,
I received your letter and thank you for your honesty. I would also
like to take this opportunity to remind you that you, too, are 54
years old. At the same time I would like to inform you that while
you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, my tennis
coach who, like your secretary, is also 18 years old. As a
successful businessman and with your excellent knowledge of maths,
you will understand that we are in he same situation, although with
one small difference: 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes
into 18. Therefore, I will not be back before lunchtime tomorrow.
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