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... but Obey ?
I'm teettotal btw :-)
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THE OBEDIENT HUSBAND
I had 18 bottles of Whiskey in my cellar and I was told by my wife to empty the contents of each and every one down the sink or Else!
So I proceeded with the unpleasant task. I withdrew the cork from the first bottle and poured the contents down the sink with the exception of one glass which I drank. I extracted the cork from the second bottle and did likewise with it, with the exception of one glass which I drank.Then I withdrew the cork from the third and poured the contents down the sink, which I drank.I pulled the cork from the fourth bottles down the sink, and poured the bottle down the sink and poured the bottle down the glass, which I drank.
I pulled the bottle from the cork of the next and drank one sink out of it, then threw the rest down the glass.I pulled the sink out of the next glass and poured the cork down the bottle.Then I corked the sink with the glass, bottled the drink and drank the pour.
When I had everything emptied, I steadied the house with one hand, counted the glasses, corks bottles and sinks with the other, which were 79 and as the house came by I counted them again and finally had all the house in one bottle, which I drank.
I am not under the Affluence of Incohol, way the by, though, some thinkle peep I am. I am not half as thunk as you may drink.I fool no feelish. I don't know which is me and the drunker I stander here,the longer I get.
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... but Obey ?
I'm teettotal btw :-)
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______________________
THE OBEDIENT HUSBAND
I had 18 bottles of Whiskey in my cellar and I was told by my wife to empty the contents of each and every one down the sink or Else!
So I proceeded with the unpleasant task. I withdrew the cork from the first bottle and poured the contents down the sink with the exception of one glass which I drank. I extracted the cork from the second bottle and did likewise with it, with the exception of one glass which I drank.Then I withdrew the cork from the third and poured the contents down the sink, which I drank.I pulled the cork from the fourth bottles down the sink, and poured the bottle down the sink and poured the bottle down the glass, which I drank.
I pulled the bottle from the cork of the next and drank one sink out of it, then threw the rest down the glass.I pulled the sink out of the next glass and poured the cork down the bottle.Then I corked the sink with the glass, bottled the drink and drank the pour.
When I had everything emptied, I steadied the house with one hand, counted the glasses, corks bottles and sinks with the other, which were 79 and as the house came by I counted them again and finally had all the house in one bottle, which I drank.
I am not under the Affluence of Incohol, way the by, though, some thinkle peep I am. I am not half as thunk as you may drink.I fool no feelish. I don't know which is me and the drunker I stander here,the longer I get.
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