Breakups & Divorce Support Group
Just broke up with someone or in the midst of a difficult divorce? Breaking up is difficult no matter what the circumstances are. They say that time heals all wounds, but sometimes a listening ear or a hug can work wonders for the heart. Whether you need a place to vent, someone to hold you to No Contact, or need advice about what to do, we're here to help.
Q. How many perimenopausal women does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. 6. It just DOES, OK?
A. 6. It just DOES, OK?
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theatre and I are there already. I'm having a very berry tea with crackers, cheese and cherry tomatoes and she's having a joint with some beer and we're both on really comfy recliners on thick pile carpet. we need some help with the decor if anyone is around??
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I'm trying to exercise daily. I was doing fairly well until I sprained my ankle 2 weeks ago but now I'm getting back on the horse. Today I walked over a mile with my arm weights that are about 22lbs total. I was out of shape and it was hard on my arms. I also did my 30 situps. I'm also going to drink a lot of water and try to eat healthy. I do tend to have a sweet tooth but I'm cutting...
A. 1 and 2 and 3 and 4 and
(Got millions of 'em)
You can't unscrew a pregnant woman.
5- 1 to hold it and the other 4 to turn her around.
How many freudians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two - one to change the lightbulb, the other to hold the penis- err, I mean ladder.
A. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
A: 3 - one to argue for the rights of the old lightbulb, one to argue
for the rights of the new lightbulb, and one to argue for the rights of
the light socket
A: Only one, but the bulb has got to REALLY WANT to change.
A: None: `Real Men' aren't afraid of the dark.