Breakups & Divorce Support Group

Just broke up with someone or in the midst of a difficult divorce? Breaking up is difficult no matter what the circumstances are. They say that time heals all wounds, but sometimes a listening ear or a hug can work wonders for the heart. Whether you need a place to vent, someone to hold you to No Contact, or need advice about what to do, we're here to help.

11,899 Members
100,061 Posts
0 Online
Relationships & Sexuality
/ Breakups & Divorce Support Group

Kisses for sale

deleted_user
deleted_user
I just received a phone call from my lawyer. She want another 2400 on top of the 6000 I have already paid her. Then I will be single.
So here is the deal, my avatar is willing to sell kisses for 1 buck. Cowboy fans get a discount. Credit cards accepted, cash preferred.
deleted_user
deleted_user
lol
deleted_user
deleted_user
LMBO, well, to be honest, your avatar doesn't exactly provoke those kinds of thoughts/actions, darlin', BUT I feel your pain and if I had the extra $1 to spare I would give - and you wouldn't even have to kiss me in return - no offense ;-) When we write the DS book and we donate the money to a worthy cause? I think the cause should be poor slobs like us who can't afford the divorce process. Who could be more worthy than the blood sucking lawyers (liars)???
deleted_user
deleted_user
so very tempting...where do I mail payment?
deleted_user
deleted_user
Do Lions fan get a better discount?

if you look like that, I would up the price!! LOL

But you did not give a place to send the money!! Got a Paypal account!!
deleted_user
deleted_user
What kind of deal do Cowboys fans get????
deleted_user
deleted_user
you should be rollin in the dough before long
deleted_user
deleted_user
The Sharks beat the Stars last week...I should get one for free...lol
deleted_user
deleted_user
Maybe I should clarify. Send money to the lawyers. My "man whore" will never know.
Football fans all get 25% off except on Sundays. Nicegirl, that comment is gonna cost ya double.
deleted_user
deleted_user
You didn't say you had a man-whore. Start pimpin him out and you should have more than enough dough
deleted_user
deleted_user
So then Cowboys fans get 50% off??? And Sundays are freebies for them as well???-LOL
deleted_user
deleted_user
What...no discounts for Packers fans? :) I will be more than willing to pay double!
deleted_user
deleted_user
Looking at your avatar, you have such a lovely smile that I am tempted; but these days Hershey Kisses are the only kind I want. If you were selling those, I might be your best customer. :) Good luck w/the new business.
deleted_user
deleted_user
Of course you will have to switch the avatar...I know just the picture to put on there too! :)
deleted_user
deleted_user
no lion fans have to pay dubble! LOL
deleted_user
deleted_user
Lovesucks---my avatar is my man whore.
Scrrb---I am running a business here. Gotta pay the lawyers and make sure they get to Mexico in the winter.
Pearl---behave yourself LOL
Posts You May Be Interested In
  • irishwriter

    come unwind in the bp lounge

    Posted by: irishwriter
    Last Reply: kisses2016
    7992
    theatre and I are there already. I'm having a very berry tea with crackers, cheese and cherry tomatoes and she's having a joint with some beer and we're both on really comfy recliners on thick pile carpet. we need some help with the decor if anyone is around??
  • Rizen

    Walk a Day

    Posted by: Rizen
    Last Reply: mujicaptsd
    2620
    I'm trying to exercise daily. I was doing fairly well until I sprained my ankle 2 weeks ago but now I'm getting back on the horse. Today I walked over a mile with my arm weights that are about 22lbs total. I was out of shape and it was hard on my arms. I also did my 30 situps. I'm also going to drink a lot of water and try to eat healthy. I do tend to have a sweet tooth but I'm cutting...