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Crazy Things
An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall one afternoon.
A few minutes later, a young man walks up and sits directly across from him. His hair was spiked in many different colors: green, red, orange, blue, yellow.
The old man just stared. Every time the young man looked up, he caught the old man staring.
The young guy was now getting upset, and finally says sarcastically, "What's the matter old timer, haven't you ever done anything crazy in your life?"
Without batting an eye, the old man replies, "Actually I did, about 25 years ago, I got drunk one night and had sex with a parrot.
"And I was just wondering if by chance, you could be my son".
An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall one afternoon.
A few minutes later, a young man walks up and sits directly across from him. His hair was spiked in many different colors: green, red, orange, blue, yellow.
The old man just stared. Every time the young man looked up, he caught the old man staring.
The young guy was now getting upset, and finally says sarcastically, "What's the matter old timer, haven't you ever done anything crazy in your life?"
Without batting an eye, the old man replies, "Actually I did, about 25 years ago, I got drunk one night and had sex with a parrot.
"And I was just wondering if by chance, you could be my son".
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ROFL
deleted_user
LOL:)
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OMG LMAO
deleted_user
lol.....thats hilarious. Trying not to laugh out loud so my boss doesn't hear me.
deleted_user
LMAO! That is great!
LisaACOA
Thanks! Best joke I have heard in a long time!!
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