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Just got this one through email and wanted to share...
One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife, pinched her on the butt and said... 'If you firmed this up, we could get rid of your control top pantyhose.'
While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent.
The next morning, the man woke his wife with a pinch on each of her breasts and said.... 'You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid of your bra.'
This was beyond a silent response... So she rolled over and grabbed him by his 'DANGLER.' With a death grip in place, she said...
'You know, if you firmed this up, we could get rid of the gardener, the postman, the pool man & your brother!'
One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife, pinched her on the butt and said... 'If you firmed this up, we could get rid of your control top pantyhose.'
While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent.
The next morning, the man woke his wife with a pinch on each of her breasts and said.... 'You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid of your bra.'
This was beyond a silent response... So she rolled over and grabbed him by his 'DANGLER.' With a death grip in place, she said...
'You know, if you firmed this up, we could get rid of the gardener, the postman, the pool man & your brother!'
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theatre and I are there already. I'm having a very berry tea with crackers, cheese and cherry tomatoes and she's having a joint with some beer and we're both on really comfy recliners on thick pile carpet. we need some help with the decor if anyone is around??
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I'm trying to exercise daily. I was doing fairly well until I sprained my ankle 2 weeks ago but now I'm getting back on the horse. Today I walked over a mile with my arm weights that are about 22lbs total. I was out of shape and it was hard on my arms. I also did my 30 situps. I'm also going to drink a lot of water and try to eat healthy. I do tend to have a sweet tooth but I'm cutting...
I remember this conversation:
- Toothpaste
- Check
- Sunscreen
- check
- shoes
- check
- passport
- check
- bob
- check
- bob, I checked
-bob,
- IT IS THERE BELIEVE ME!
What clowns we have here eh!
You gotta love it!