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This is pretty funny, a friend just sent it to me. Please no one take offense, it is just a joke. LOL
TENJOOBERRYMUDS"
(If you have done any traveling in the US at all you will understand!)
In order to continue getting-by in America (our home land), we all
need to learn the NEW English language! Practice by reading the
following conversation until you are able to understand the term
"TENJOOBERRYMUDS". With a little patience, you'll be able to fit
right in. Now, here goes...
The following is a telephone exchange between maybe you as a hotel
guest and a call to room-service somewhere in the good old U S A
today......
Room Service : "Morrin. Roon sirbees."
Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."
Room Service: " Rye . Roon sir bees...morrin! Joowish to oddor
sunteen???"
Guest: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs."
Room Service: "Ow July den?"
Guest: ".....What??"
Room Service: "Ow July den?!?... pryed, boyud, poochd?"
Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. scrambled,
please."
Room Service: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"
Guest: "Crisp will be fine."
Room Service: "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"
Guest: "What?"
Room Service: "An toes. July Sahn toes?"
Guest: "I... don't think so."
Room Service: "No? Judo wan sahn toes???"
Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo
wan sahn toes' means."
Room S ervice: "Toes! Toes!...Why Joo don Juan toes? Ow bow Anglish
moppin we bodder?"
Guest: "Oh, English muffin!!!; I've got it! You were saying
'toast'...Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."
Room Service: "We bodder?"
Guest: "No, just put the bodder on the side."
Room Service: "Wad? !?"
Guest: "I mean butter... just put the butter on the side."
Room Service: "Copy?"
Guest: "Excuse me?"
Room Service: "Copy...tea..meel?"
Guest: "Yes. Coffee, please... and that's everything."
Room Service: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish
moppin, we bodder on sigh and copy... rye??"
Guest: "Whatever you say."
Room Service: "Tenjooberrymuds."
Guest: "You're welcome"
Remember I said "By the time you read through this YOU WILL
UNDERSTAND 'TENJOOBERRYMUDS'
".....and you do don't you!
TENJOOBERRYMUDS"
(If you have done any traveling in the US at all you will understand!)
In order to continue getting-by in America (our home land), we all
need to learn the NEW English language! Practice by reading the
following conversation until you are able to understand the term
"TENJOOBERRYMUDS". With a little patience, you'll be able to fit
right in. Now, here goes...
The following is a telephone exchange between maybe you as a hotel
guest and a call to room-service somewhere in the good old U S A
today......
Room Service : "Morrin. Roon sirbees."
Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."
Room Service: " Rye . Roon sir bees...morrin! Joowish to oddor
sunteen???"
Guest: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs."
Room Service: "Ow July den?"
Guest: ".....What??"
Room Service: "Ow July den?!?... pryed, boyud, poochd?"
Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. scrambled,
please."
Room Service: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"
Guest: "Crisp will be fine."
Room Service: "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"
Guest: "What?"
Room Service: "An toes. July Sahn toes?"
Guest: "I... don't think so."
Room Service: "No? Judo wan sahn toes???"
Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo
wan sahn toes' means."
Room S ervice: "Toes! Toes!...Why Joo don Juan toes? Ow bow Anglish
moppin we bodder?"
Guest: "Oh, English muffin!!!; I've got it! You were saying
'toast'...Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."
Room Service: "We bodder?"
Guest: "No, just put the bodder on the side."
Room Service: "Wad? !?"
Guest: "I mean butter... just put the butter on the side."
Room Service: "Copy?"
Guest: "Excuse me?"
Room Service: "Copy...tea..meel?"
Guest: "Yes. Coffee, please... and that's everything."
Room Service: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish
moppin, we bodder on sigh and copy... rye??"
Guest: "Whatever you say."
Room Service: "Tenjooberrymuds."
Guest: "You're welcome"
Remember I said "By the time you read through this YOU WILL
UNDERSTAND 'TENJOOBERRYMUDS'
".....and you do don't you!
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