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I rear-ended a car this morning.
So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets
out of the car. . . and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and
life-stuff seems to get funny?
Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it . . . he was a DWARF!
He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, 'I AM NOT
HAPPY!'
So, I look down at him and say, 'Well, which one are you then?'
. . and that's when the fight started . . .
So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets
out of the car. . . and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and
life-stuff seems to get funny?
Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it . . . he was a DWARF!
He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, 'I AM NOT
HAPPY!'
So, I look down at him and say, 'Well, which one are you then?'
. . and that's when the fight started . . .
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You didn't...did you???
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