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HOW THE FIGHT STARTED

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I rear-ended a car this morning.

So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets
out of the car. . . and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and
life-stuff seems to get funny?

Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it . . . he was a DWARF!

He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, 'I AM NOT
HAPPY!'
So, I look down at him and say, 'Well, which one are you then?'

. . and that's when the fight started . . .
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OMG, my first thought was...

I sure hope South is OK...

then I read on...

ROFLMAO!
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lol. you made my Saturday! Can go on peace now. N.
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hook..line...and sinker....I FELL FOR IT!
LarryLDN
LarryLDN
ROTFL. heard that one recently. I guess he was Dopey
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lol I feel for that one too. Thanks I needed that laugh.
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deleted_user
Now that's funny, I don't care who you are.

Thanks for the laugh.
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deleted_user
Oh, Shit!!! roflmbo!!!

You didn't...did you???
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Thanks SP.. I needed a laugh today.

{{{{{{{{{{{ HUGS }}}}}}}}}}}}
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OK, so it was a joke.

My son got suspended for a "vertically challenged" thing.

He said that he was going to the midget races, someone misunderstood...the fight was on-whats one more suspension???
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He sounded a bit Grumpy to me...
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ha ha that can't be true! too funny to be real! lol
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Having a bad day today and read the joke and didn't get it at first but then read the replies and got it. Very funny. Thanks, I needed a laugh today.
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lolrotf that was funny I laughed out loud and I really don't do that much, really needed a laugh.
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OMG..........I'm sorry about the accident...now your should be sorry about the beer I just spewed!
CanadianRose
CanadianRose
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY GOD!

YOU DID NOT SAY THAT

I AM LAFFIN MY ARSE OFF HERE SO FREAKING HARD CAN BARELY SEE THRU THE TEARS TO TYPE!

YOU DID NOT SAY THAT!

OH MY GOD!!!!!! YOU ARE BAD!!! BAD MAN.. BAD.. OH MY GOD.. LAFFIN.. CAN'T STOP LAFFIN.. OH MY GOD!
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