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Journey7 encouraged me to post this joke. Now, I am a Southern woman, so nobody get all PC on me here. Supply your own Southern accent. The real point is that from now on, we can use the phrase "how nice" in a whole new way! Like, next time my STBX tells me something about his whore, I can say, "Oh, how nice!" Hope this makes you all laugh a little bit!
And here is the famous "how nice" joke!
These 2 Southern women who have recently met are sitting on a porch getting to know one another better.
The first woman says, When I had a baby, my husband bought me this GORGEOUS diamond ring worth $20,000. The second woman says, "How nice!"
Then the first woman says, Do you like my fur coat? My husband bought it for me for my birthday, and threw me huge surprise party with tons and tons of champagne. The second woman says "How nice!"
The first woman then brags, And this year, after we get done completely remodeling our house and buying all new furniture, my husband is taking me to Europe for 6 whole weeks! The second woman says it again: "How nice!"
And then the first woman says, "But listen to me, carrying on about myself and my husband.... Tell me something about yourself and your husband."
And the second woman says, Well my husband paid for me to go to charm school. The first woman says, "Charm school! Why, whatever in the world for???"
And the second woman says (wait for it, it's really good!).. "So I'd learn how to say 'how nice!' instead of 'FUCK YOU!'"
And here is the famous "how nice" joke!
These 2 Southern women who have recently met are sitting on a porch getting to know one another better.
The first woman says, When I had a baby, my husband bought me this GORGEOUS diamond ring worth $20,000. The second woman says, "How nice!"
Then the first woman says, Do you like my fur coat? My husband bought it for me for my birthday, and threw me huge surprise party with tons and tons of champagne. The second woman says "How nice!"
The first woman then brags, And this year, after we get done completely remodeling our house and buying all new furniture, my husband is taking me to Europe for 6 whole weeks! The second woman says it again: "How nice!"
And then the first woman says, "But listen to me, carrying on about myself and my husband.... Tell me something about yourself and your husband."
And the second woman says, Well my husband paid for me to go to charm school. The first woman says, "Charm school! Why, whatever in the world for???"
And the second woman says (wait for it, it's really good!).. "So I'd learn how to say 'how nice!' instead of 'FUCK YOU!'"
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