OK so I'm thinkin I might be ready to go out and see if I remeber how to play "the game" after 15yrs with the same woman (and no one else). My 16yr old son tells me that chicks don't like a lot of hair down south...ya I know 16!!! After I lectured him I got to thinkin if maybe that wasn't true. So I'm just about to get in the shower this morning and figure why not, my stbx won't ever get the joy which makes me feel even better about now. So here I am 35 years old, shaving myself, praying to God the door lock is working so my 12 and 8yr old don't witness something that would traumatise them for the rest of their lives and I cut the crap out of myself. Right where the leg meets the goodie sack! Well I had to finish so now I itch like a mother and have been digging at my crotch all day. I decided I'm not ready to go out yet! End of story.
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